In the last week or so, I've received two emails from Victoria's Secret, promoting this offer. Both times, the headline made me laugh.
I know they're promoting free shipping and returns, but it seems like they're encouraging you to try some newfangled infommercial product. Or protect yourself from accidentally buying comparable pants that cause thigh dermatitis or an uncontrollable desire to throw your cloth-clad legs under the tires of moving vehicles.
Act now and we'll throw in the anti-herpes thong and the nipple-hair-be-gone bra!