Thursday, August 14, 2008

Assddendum

My mother actually just sent me an email that said:

"Dad wants to know what a no-no hole is.
He's never heard of that!"


People, this is why I am the way I am.

7 comments:

laura said...

just be thankful he doesn't know what a no-no hole is...then i would be really worried...and i wouldn't let him see his twin brother anymore...i certainly don't need him knowing what that is (until i work it into a conversation at the dinner table, of course).

semichrmd said...

OMG.....your mom, sounds pretty hilarious. A "no no hole" - my new favorite.....well umm not in that way!

laura said...

Update...I just told hubby about the no-no hole...I won't post for the world to see what he just said..but I have a feeling it's going to be a new household favorite.

Wow, that was awkward said...

I dare you to refer him directly to Mandy.

geekhiker said...

Ha! I've pretty much decided that your whole family is a bit nutty (in a good way)... and darned hilarious to boot!

Dingo said...

I'm sure there must be a Wikipedia entry about the no-no hole but I think it would be more interesting for you to take diagrams and flow charts to the next family outing.

Mel Heth said...

Laura - Both our dads would probably keel over and die if we explained why it was called a no-no hole.

Semichrmd - Yes, she's quite entertaining. We've broken her down a lot over the years. :P

Laura - You have to email me what he said! Did it have anything to do with "yes-yes"?

Wow TWA - I do not want to have to check my dad into a home so early in his life. I think I'll let him and Mandy continue being strangers...

GeekHiker - You have no idea. Mr. W goes into a self-preservation comatose state every time he is around all of us.

Dingo - I will teach the family, although I can guarantee my squeamish father will tell us no-no more no-no hole talking.