Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Look into Our Eyes and We Will Kill You


In an attempt to get them out of my bed and prevent cat hair inhalation while I'm sleeping, I gave the children early Christmas presents. You would think they'd be really grateful for their new nests, but instead they've decided to try to vaporize me with their super laser cat vision.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

They may be trying to kill you, but they seem to like their new beds. Can Sophie come have a sleepover with her cousins?

Anonymous said...

just be happy they are on their new beds...we've been trying to get the hounds off of our bed for years and it never works out....they refuse to sleep on their doggie beds when there is a big comfrotable king size bed with plenty of room for 4 of us.

Anonymous said...

Aww, but they are so cute! Did they actually sleep on their new beds last night?

Mermanda said...

Eeek! Keep on eye on those two...

Anonymous said...

Scary...

Mandy_Fish said...

OMG.

I read the title of this in my blog feed and then I went straight to the photo.

I die.

Humor nirvana.

Anonymous said...

I was going to comment earlier but I was stuck in the hypnotic pull of their eyes and just broke free.

Amy Turpin said...

I'm with Laura - Stout has slept in our bed with us almost every night of her life (she is 8). Now we end up with her and Jameson in the bed with us sometimes. Both of them REALLY like to snuggle me, so I end up with about an inch of room - not very good with a big pregnant belly. AND Stout snores so loud it shakes the bed. Don't know what I'm going to do when this little lady is trying to climb in too.

megabrooke said...

aww, haha!

check out mycathatesyou.com.

Melissa Maris said...

Sister - Sophie is not allowed in my house unless you wrap her feet in duct tape and pull out all her teeth.

Laura - Why does it not surprise me that Holly and Bernie sleep on the bed...?

Lara - They're in their beds when I go to sleep. Yet when I wake up in the morning, they're magically on top of me.

Mermanda - I know right? Evil felines.

Geekhiker - In the cutest possible way.

Mandy - Are you sure they didn't cast a spell on you to make you think it was so funny?

Dingo - Where does Not a Dingo sleep in your place?

Amy - That sounds like an awful way to sleep! Especially with another one in your belly!

Brookem - OMG that website is so funny. Thanks for sharing!

Michael C said...

Be afraid. be very afraid.

Lara Watkins said...

Kate just looked at this post and got really silent. I asked her why she was so quiet. The following conversation happened...

Kate: "What's wrong with those cats?"
Me: "Those are auntie's cats"
Kate: "I know. Why are their eyes like that?"
Me: "It's just a reflection"
Kate: "I don't think so. That's freaky like those laser cats on TV"
Me: "Those aren't real cats"
Kate: "Yes they are and they will kill you"