Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Interspew

If you've ever looked for me online beyond this blog, you know that I work for a big, fat Internet company that's known for treating its employees well and its stockholders not so great. It's a place where ideas are welcomed, friendliness is the norm, and social decorum is upheld in most every situation.

So yesterday, I was truly shocked when a coworker came back to his desk from the restroom and announced that someone had blown chunks all over the sink, trash can, and floor.

That's not the way of our company! If you're going to puke here, you make it to the toilet! And if you accidentally miss, you clean up your mess!

Horrified, I avoided going to the women's restroom for as long as I could. I didn't want to catch an updraft of what was pooled up in the men's.

When I finally couldn't hold it any longer, I walked down the hall and noticed that several yards beyond the entrance, a couple people from facilities were dousing the carpet. Remember that powder stuff from elementary school that they'd always sprinkle on puke? Pretty sure they were using that. And they had a yellow caution sign. Slippery when wet...with vomit. I was so grossed out.

When I came back out of the bathroom, I heard two girls in nearby cubicles talking about the incident. I couldn't help myself. I walked over and asked, "What the heck happened?!"

One of the girls chuckled and said, "It was an interviewee."

Wow. How'd you like to be that guy? Wouldn't you reschedule if you had the stomach flu? If I were him, I don't even think I'd accept the job after this. Unless I wanted to be known as Ralph for the rest of my tenure here.

Maybe he was actually just an employee from Google playing a nasty prank...

10 comments:

geekhiker said...

And just who is it that would be making sure everyone knew his nickname should be "Ralph", hm? ;)

Could be worse. Someone at my work put up a sign over the urinal reminding the other men to flush...

Danielle said...

Maybe he was nervous about the interview? Poor dude!

laura said...

Sick!

Jeff said...

"Slippery when wet...with vomit." Nice.

Sizzle said...

"Ralph"

HA HA HA

You've Got to Be Kidding Me said...

Grody. Poor guy!

LesleyG said...

I have never been that nervous for an interview in my life. Hmm, maybe that's my problem.

Wow, that was awkward said...

"Interspew." Nice.

Big Sister said...

That is so gross and sad all at the same time.

Mermanda said...

I'm guessing it was nerves... poor kid.