tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post6450867354033479140..comments2023-09-07T04:46:27.378-07:00Comments on Life According to Mel Heth: Because the Boy Has NeedsMelissa Marishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15216312159880277204noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-12160991212300863912009-05-28T20:42:21.740-07:002009-05-28T20:42:21.740-07:00And I thought you were still a virgin....And I thought you were still a virgin....Braden Matthew Johnsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16638690754651272419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-42343966565455230092009-05-24T19:26:08.672-07:002009-05-24T19:26:08.672-07:00Not to worry; the mother-in-law and I have been e-...Not to worry; the mother-in-law and I have been e-mailing frequently. And yes, big sis is right- you will be staying at opposite ends of the house - just as it should be!Your real momnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-3434677027082281582009-05-24T14:31:58.184-07:002009-05-24T14:31:58.184-07:00hahaha, that's AWESOME. You're going to get hitche...hahaha, that's AWESOME. You're going to get hitched, knocked up and have beautiful babies. It's great she loves you; parents are a big one and the fact you passed the test means she holds you at a high standard!Jane Moneypennyhttp://varietyisthespice.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-12019271431383275462009-05-23T10:06:18.628-07:002009-05-23T10:06:18.628-07:00Mr. W's mom is probably going to steal your birth ...Mr. W's mom is probably going to steal your birth control so you "accidentally" get pregnant and are locked in for life.Lara Watkinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06642436398673613340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-20757095830735316002009-05-22T11:16:41.901-07:002009-05-22T11:16:41.901-07:00You gotta do something that will make the sexing l...You gotta do something that will make the sexing look not-so-bad. Like bring your worm composty thing!<br />--the coconut diariesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-27149622791119272122009-05-21T17:57:01.546-07:002009-05-21T17:57:01.546-07:00Hopefully Mr. W's mom, makes herself scarce for a ...Hopefully Mr. W's mom, makes herself scarce for a little, so you can umm....help your guy out. Geez...boys and tools.Sosiesmama721https://www.blogger.com/profile/07878987883148268555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-26494456409415409482009-05-21T17:05:52.579-07:002009-05-21T17:05:52.579-07:00Perhaps wear a skirt below the knee, and a nice bo...Perhaps wear a skirt below the knee, and a nice bonnet to enhance your innocence. :)<br />Or just bring her a gift!justrunhttp://www.justrunjustlivejustbe.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-68993382896105015192009-05-21T16:37:30.587-07:002009-05-21T16:37:30.587-07:00She probably will write you in the will. :-) I thi...She probably will write you in the will. :-) I think Mom's just have a censor where they can turn off those thoughts. At least I hope!<br /><br />Have a great time!Sizzlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00182860438430294750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-46274020846120168182009-05-21T15:35:15.339-07:002009-05-21T15:35:15.339-07:00All I can say, there is always the rental car :) ...All I can say, there is always the rental car :) Have fun, can't wait to hear all about it!Poopynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-50492267814068746162009-05-21T14:12:51.489-07:002009-05-21T14:12:51.489-07:00gross!! you're not even married yet. :)gross!! you're not even married yet. :)lauranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-88340673815577711562009-05-21T13:31:52.319-07:002009-05-21T13:31:52.319-07:00Mandy - Come on, I wouldn't want her seeing things...Mandy - Come on, I wouldn't want her seeing things like the balls-in-the-mouth-I-love-you story...<br /><br />Sister - I'm surprised Mom hasn't asked for her phone number so she could call ahead and make sure we'd be sleeping in different beds.<br /><br />Wow TWA - I got your will and your way right here, baby.<br /><br />Dingo - I like the WD-40 idea! I'm afraid the excitement and taboo-ness of this might be something Mr. W likes. He might want to start "living on the edge" more often when he gets home...Melissa Marishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15216312159880277204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-35669981686638606772009-05-21T13:23:18.464-07:002009-05-21T13:23:18.464-07:00She's going to looooove you right away and you kno...She's going to looooove you right away and you know it. Take a can of WD-40 so you can spritz all the nails in the floorboards and springs on the bed. They know what you are doing but you don't have to let them KNOW what you are doing, ya know?Dingohttp://www.asiwassaying.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-53928330021919630382009-05-21T13:08:41.853-07:002009-05-21T13:08:41.853-07:00You horndogs. Where there is a will, there is a w...You horndogs. Where there is a will, there is a way.Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-29322356350761450642009-05-21T13:00:12.939-07:002009-05-21T13:00:12.939-07:00What if she puts you in separate bedrooms at oppos...What if she puts you in separate bedrooms at opposite ends of the house, and ties little bells onto the door knobs? Then what? You know that's what mom would do. No will for you....Big Sisternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3087093335837785770.post-64430319276747426052009-05-21T12:39:35.309-07:002009-05-21T12:39:35.309-07:00Does your future mother-in-law read your blog?Does your future mother-in-law read your blog?Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.com