Dad was more disturbed about you spending the night at Mr. W's house than witnessing all that.
But I assured him "Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the house, there was Melissa asleep on the couch."
But I assured him "Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the house, there was Melissa asleep on the couch."
Clever and cheesy go hand-in-hand in the Hetherington family...
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It's always interesting to see ourselves as powerful career women with wine and food and sex; while our dad still see us in pigtails and standing on our toes to wrap our tiny hands around his neck, thinking he's the greatest man alive.
yikes....your mom has outdone herself this time. :)
Wow, that's pretty good. Go mom.
ha!
That's awesome! HAHAHA. I tell my parents nothing. Ever.
I think you got way more than just one dorky gene.
Coconut - I know! Anytime my sister and I talk about "grown up things" (dirty grown up things) my dad gets all flustered and mumbley.
Laura - Oh she lives for this stuff. You should've seen the note she put together for our family gift exchange strategy this year. I'll try to scan it and email it to you...
JustRun - She'll be thrilled to have a fan.
Brookem - :) Glad you find her amusing.
Variety - I tell my parents things for the shock value. It's too much fun watching them gasp.
Wow TWA - I know you are but what am I?
Coconut- My 17 year old daughter and I can probably talk more than most kids and dads, but don't go making seem bad just because I will allow her to date at thirty. Alan
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